January 2012
isha moments: Books I've read this break →
whorlsaway:
I’ve been a shut-in while home this break. Last week was spent mostly with family, so not much reading was done, besides what was done on the journey. But this week, I’ve been a beast. And, as I commented to my mother, the stories are staying longer with me than normal. I think…
Hunger Games. Read it or be shunned
Proof that my mother is not the walking...
Me: When the Legoland opens at Nusajaya, Johor, can we go?
Mum: Okay.
Me: Where exactly is Nusajaya anyway?
Mum: At Mydin.
Me: Where's Mydin?
Mum: Nusajaya.
Me: THAT DOESN'T HELP!
Mum: Your dad knows.
Me: *gives up* Never mind.
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Wanna piss someone off?
Quietly pocket a friend’s phone, preferably a male friend.
Record the sound of a woman moaning (be easier if you’re a girl).
Save the recording.
Set it as a text message ringtone and set the volume to high.
Put the phone back.
Text your friend in a crowded room.
Watch.
December 2011
My mother's one liners
Me: They say it like having a baby is as easy as going to a gachapon machine.
Mom: Don't want lah. Not fun.
“So much feelings. It is so tedious and I have no room for it.”
The thing about star signs
If every single person thinks that their star sign reflects their personality and thought patterns, then there would only be 12 kinds of people of this Earth. God is more creative than that.
You are who you are. Star signs don’t matter, otherwise there is no need to get to know someone better.
Clutching tightly to my pillows and quilt. A desperate albeit unrealistic attempt to stall the time and hang on to what was left of the weekend.